Quotations on smoking

With more deaths to its name than all the illicit narcotics put together, there can be no doubt that tobacco is the most dangerous drug in the world.
The Encyclopedia of Psychoactive Substances.

The best way to stop smoking is to just stop – no ifs, ands or butts.
Edith Zittler

Cigarettes are a blight on the whole human race
A man is a monkey with one in his face;
Take warning dear friend, take warning dear brother
There’s fire on one end, and a fool on the other.
Anonymous

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George F. Burns
    
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them… Well, it’s killing me!
Wendy Liebman  
                  
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
Anonymous
 
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself
Barbara Kelly
          
Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
Woody Allen   
                  
I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
Bill Hicks

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars
and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during
all meals and in the intervals between them.
Winston Churchill 
                  
You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don’t get much else in that job.
Unknown

I’m not perfect, I do drink. I do smoke. Carson [Carson Daly] can’t go
out and get messed up, he can’t smoke in front of kids – he’s the face
of MTV, and he has to be good. But me? I can.
Tara Reid
                      
Everybody smokes! Models, actresses, everyone! Don’t they realize that
it’s gross? I understand it’s an addiction, but it still pains me to
see my friends do it.
Kirsten Dunst   
                  
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to
the first one in the morning, it’s the best one of all. It tasted so
good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise
just to be able to smoke it.
Florence King

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel quotes

Oscar Wilde: ‘Do you mind if I smoke?’ Sarah Bernhardt: ‘I don’t care if you burn’"  
Sarah Bernhardt